I swore I'd never live in Wisconsin

idontgetrunnershigh:

themattsmith:

warrennotg:

I swear, why do grown people think cornhole is still fun? You’re not in college, the semi-formal is not tonight, and you can afford beer that doesn’t have the word “light” or “lite” in it!

CAN’T WE JUST DRINK OUR BEER WITHOUT MAKING A GAME OUT OF IT?

Here’s my drinking game: drink your damn beer like an adult.

As much as I hate to do it, I have to disagree with you, Warren.

I mean, I’m not sayin’ I wanna start a league or anything, but at a summer BBQ there’s something really special about combining “beer” with “throwing things”.

I mean, what else are you supposed to do, talk about politics and stuff?

My drinking game is called drink drinks. However out door games with beer is a different animal. Like softball

Wait, bags is a drinking game? I thought it was just a game. Maybe you drink during it but it’s not a game in which the rules include “take a drink if…” There’s a big difference there kids.