So say the mammogram a woman gets at Planned Parenthood reveals she has cancer. Who’s going to pay for her ongoing cancer care?

idontgetrunnershigh:

themattsmith:

warrennotg:

I swear, why do grown people think cornhole is still fun? You’re not in college, the semi-formal is not tonight, and you can afford beer that doesn’t have the word “light” or “lite” in it!

CAN’T WE JUST DRINK OUR BEER WITHOUT MAKING A GAME OUT OF IT?

Here’s my drinking game: drink your damn beer like an adult.

As much as I hate to do it, I have to disagree with you, Warren.

I mean, I’m not sayin’ I wanna start a league or anything, but at a summer BBQ there’s something really special about combining “beer” with “throwing things”.

I mean, what else are you supposed to do, talk about politics and stuff?

My drinking game is called drink drinks. However out door games with beer is a different animal. Like softball

Wait, bags is a drinking game? I thought it was just a game. Maybe you drink during it but it’s not a game in which the rules include “take a drink if…” There’s a big difference there kids.

Goodreads has stopped showing Love in the Time of Cholera in my currently reading list on my home page. Sure, if I click show all it pops up. But it’s not there laughing at me and taunting me. I want to finish it, I really do. But it’s just so hard. It’s almost painful to read. It’s not even that it’s bad, it’s just so long winded that I get distracted and forget what the heck I was reading about.

Instead now I just have The Jungle reminding me that I abandoned it. I’m not entirely sure why I pushed that one aside. Perhaps book club books got in the way and now I just keep forgetting other than the dust it’s collection on my nightstand.

So my next book club book is Grace Williams Says it Loud, by Emma Henderson. My friend and book club buddy is moving to London in about two months so in her honor we’re reading some Brit fiction. Since I just got a fancy new Kindle Fire, I wanted to download the ebook. So I’m searching Amazon’s Kindle store and can’t find it…but then I see I can change my location! So, I change my location to United Kingdom, and what do you know there’s the ebook available for download! I quickly click buy thinking I’ve found the loophole. Then I’m pretty sure I heard the computer say, ” Silly Rabbit Trix are for Kids.” After I clicked buy I got a message that said the book wasn’t available for download in my location: United States because of copyright rules. I thought about changing my location in my contact stuff, but I’m too afraid that will result in a hold on my credit card when charges from the UK show up. I can buy the book here, so why can’t I buy the ebook? So frustrating.

Salad with a touch of ranch dressing and then 1/4 cup of cottage cheese on top. So yummy and pretty filling.

Guys, look what I made! Thanks to Zach’s mom, the sewing machine my mom gave me for my birthday isn’t useless now! Yeah for learning.

Watch out world!

Oh, I guess that person is me. damnit.